life’s wonders

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thank you again, u r awesome!


Hello employer

I am checking in to earn my keep

But hello?

What is this?

Is this a wash station where i park my stallion?

Are you trying to tell me I am not fresh?

I apologize, I did not know!

Alas I will refresh

Take that extra step to be your success.

Oh What A Life!

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The intricacies of a short life
Vivid death
Lackluster afterlife
Encased in a bombshell body
With tawdry mental ramblings
Oh what a life!

To be wined and dined
Praised and adored
Lavished and coddled
Utterly spoiled
Oh what a life!

To sleep on a cloud
Partake fresh from a stream
Wrapped in Egyptian cotton
Pampered mercilessly by Oriental silk
Oh what a life!

What happens?

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I have to thank jingle, for inspiring me and giving me that wind that my sails needed to launch my writing boat.

So tell me what happens

What happens to the damsel

Who’s distress was never heard

What happens to the damsel

Who’s prince just never came

What happens to the damsel

Who’s prince met a two-bit hussy

What happens to the damsel

In a tower straight through to old age

What happens to the damsel

Who’s dragon got hungry

What happens I ask

What happens

What happens to the damsel

Who only talks to mice and sings with birds

What happens to the damsel

In a deep sleep with a prince who wouldn’t kiss her

W hat happens to the damsel

Who was too tired to feel the pea

What happens to the damsel

Who the dwarfs did not take home

What happens to the damsel

Who planned to be married at twenty and is now still single at forty

What happens to the damsel

Who’s frog prince was just that, a prince of the ribbit realm

What happens?